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  • For example, for completely legitimate non-related reasons, I purchased Vaseline, cat food, and a turkey baster in the same transaction.
  • Working in tesco my friend once sold a guy a packet of condoms, an avocado and a tube of KY jelly. I guess that must've been pretty embarrasing. I always find it highly amusing to purchase condoms, tampons or soft porn from embarrassed looking 16 year old male shop assistants. Can't think of anything I've brought that really embarrassed me though.
  • I had to avoid the local corner store for three weeks after buying a large bag of licorich rope, a jugg of olive oil, a bandanna, a hairnet, and a bag of ice.
  • FIREWORKS, STARFRUIT, SHOEHORN AND A RUBBER MALLET, OUT OF ALL THIS THE SHOEHORN WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING TO PURCHASE, AS BEING THE LOCAL COBLER I SHOULD HAVE HAD THEM IN STOCK!
  • Vick's vaporub, a spatula, jiggle balls for cats, a baking pan and Ex-lax.
  • A Making Decks for Dummies book, slushie, box of tampons for my gf, and a calculator.
  • Six hundred lollipops and a roll of film.
  • crisco, 5 lb of onions, a measuring cup and a comb
  • Duc Tape, 2.5 meters of chain, a dust mask and a throw away barbeque. The woman at the counter gave me the weirdest look.
  • When my cat died I cried so much I gave myself a headache. Then discovered I had no shovel to bury her with. By then it was dark so I had to go the store and buy extra-strength Tylenol, a shovel, heavy duty garbage bags and a flashlight. The store clerk looked at me kind of funny.
  • At the music store, I bought a Manowar CD and an Ice Cube CD. The clerk didn't even look at me funny.
  • Yesterday I bought a lint roller and a birthday card.
  • Cat litter, a magazine, floor tile, some Brazil nuts, and a can of whipped cream.
  • wii and a ps 3
  • Well it was for a friends birthday, a cumcumber, condoms, and a Jelly. i think you can imagine...
  • Chicken nuggets and tweezers.
  • Tampons and sour cream! I can only imagine what people were thinking!
  • a sniper rifle, clothes pin and a copy of "home and gardens"
  • I asked a salesman to sell me a videotape once. After he helped me out, I asked him about a device to put it in. Not a strange combination, but a strange sequence.
  • Not sure if this qualifies or not, but one Halloween a friend and I made a quick run into the grocery store. I got a bag of apples to make baked apples with, and he needed razor blades. When the clerk rang up the apples and razor blades, she gave us incredibly dirty looks, and I didn't get why until on the way out of the store. I'm surprised she didn't call the police on us!!
  • KY jelly, staples, a box of strike anywhere matches, and a bag of frozen shrimp.
  • Red hair dye and wholemeal fusli pasta.
  • Douche and Lube. I was preparing.
  • When my wife was younger, her sanitary napkins. she would not make the purchase herself, because of being embarrassed. So naturally, old john had to do it for her. Now, that's love!
  • Now that I think about this, today I was in Walgreens and I purchased AA batteries, tampons, deodorant, and a $1.00 Milton Berle dvd. I guess that could be weird. LOL
  • Cat food, a carton of Winstons, tampons for my cousin, and Redi Whip.
  • a pak of comdoms and a bottle of coke wen i was thirteen
  • We used to have wild hills behind our house before the developers bought the city council. My wife had a dog named Keesha, and each morning we'd go walking up in the hills early, sometimes before dawn, when skunks ruled the roost. On one particularly memorable morning, Keesha was out ahead scouting for trouble and found it. Our first clue was a VISIBLE cloud of some gas lightly illuminated by the dawn, the yelping of the dog racing toward us, and a vague sense that something unpleasant was in our future. I'm not enough of a poet to describe the strength of the odor emanating from this dog. So while my wife prepared the bathtub and held her nose, the duty fell to me to go shopping for the cure -- at least from what we had heard -- a year's supply of Massengill douche. Of course, at this hour in the grocery store, there aren't a lot of customers; but all the customers that WERE in the store chose to queue up behind me at the checkstand as I unloaded my cartful of magic potion. As much as I think of myself as self-assured and unconcerned with the opinions of others, the 4 sets of eyeballs (including the cashier) following my every move made me uncomfortable. SOMETHING had to happen to break the tension. So I finished stacking up the last douchebox on the conveyor, stood up straight, let out a long sigh, cracked my knuckles, and told the cashier straight out: "I just DON'T feel fresh today!"
  • Slimfast and Twinkies... Slimfast for me and Twinkies for hubby and kids.
  • My mom asked me to pick up a copy of playgirl, a loaf of bread, and cigs once. I went to the same school as the check out guy.
  • My mom told me how when she was about 8 months pregnant with my sister (I was already born), she went to the store and bought some diapers and a 6 pack of beer. We were having a party that night. She had no intention of drinking the beer, but she said the cashier gave her a hard time...
  • Peptobismol (or was it Tylenol?) and Unhealthy food. It was either sugar donuts or microwavable pizza. :
  • A machete, a hatchet, a Rockstar, and a puppy calendar.
  • I bought a candy bar with an American Express Black card once.
  • The Hannah Montana CD and a Lamb of God CD at the same time...
  • I was at a department store and bought blender 3-pack men's low rise briefs a knife set a stuffed animal (giraffe)
  • A red bull and condoms.
  • Ground beef/mince and rat poison.The checkout chick looked worried, so I leaned forward and whispered conspiratorially, "Yes, the husband is getting a special dinner tonight." LOLOL
  • Astroglide, apples, banannas, whipped cream, and condoms at the same time.
  • I've bought a Mooncup from Boots, and tampons and hair removal cream. Although I wasnt even bothered really.
  • Vaseline and bananas. Then like 50 packets of toilet roll.
  • air freshener a box of donuts a bag of doritos a grill lighter and eyeliner
  • curling iron, gummi worms, tape, and febreze
  • Desperately needing to locate the restroom and take a major-sized dump - having to use a public facility in a big store - being unable to grab a roll of tissue on the way in .... your only choice is a grungy stall with no door and a floor that looks suspiciously wet - and while your "at it" seeing that there is no toilet paper! - Too late - can't hold it any longer! (ugh, ugh ... aaahhh!)..... then you have to wait until someone leaves so you can swipe enough of those stupid flimsy hand towels out of the uncooperative dispenser by the sinks. Yeow! they're rough, but you do what you gotta do! Then up with the drawers and exit as nonchalantly as possible.

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