ANSWERS: 13
  • Well.........after some thought, I figure it would depend where I parked my truck.
  • Down jackets and flannel shirts.
  • Canadian rednecks have Moose racks American Rednecks have gun racks
  • Canadian rednecks have never been too drunk to fish.
  • Canadian rednecks drink Molson. American rednecks drink Coors.
  • When I read this question I just got so darn excited!I'm not sure about the Americans BUT I can fill you in on us Canadians!We have rules. 1. If you shot it ,you eat it.Porcupine tastes like a spruce tree(yuck) 2. Walk behind the guy with the gun.It sounds easy BUT everyone walking in the woods has a gun. 3. Just because your ignorant in the ways of the world doesnt mean you don't dress up when you go do groceries! 4.Always put your teeth in BEFORE you answer the door. 5.When Johova witness comes to your door,be polite,then after he leaves call EVERYONE on the road.You will notice the curtains closing. 6.Keep your front yard clean.The back dont matter much,it's only family that goes there. 7.Trampolines and pools are expensive.Three families need to get together and buy these fun toys for the kids.Put them in the biggest yard(there needs to be a BBQ And a fridge in the garage to keep the beer and hot dogs cold) 8.No excuse is to small to have a party.Right now our neighbour is having a party for their daughter who graduated from her college course(third try is the winner). My son jumped on his fourwheeler and went over for a visit(he is 12)It is pouring rain,so count me out! 9.Every house MUST have a truck.If it not red you need to have a good reason.You know,can't afoard to paint it just yet. 10. You must love and respect your elders and others. This is the best rule and is all over Canada.I have noticed it in the most remote areas. I am in love with a redneck and I am proud!
  • Canadians wear jacked made out of raccoons and Americans wear flannel???
  • There the northern rednecks and we are the southern rednecks;) . . Norhtern girls say you can;) Southern girls say you-all can;)!!
  • One's Canadian, the other's American! Hehe.
  • Want to hear a rednecked e-mail I got?It suits this question... You know you're a Redneck/Maritimer when.... 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 2.'Vacation' means going to Moncton(3 hrs away) for the weekend. 3. You measure distance in hours. 4.You know several people who have hit a deer. 5. You often switchfrom 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.(Maritimers) 6. You use a down filled comforter in the summer. 7. Your Grandparents drive 100 kmthrough 13 feet of snow during raging blizzard without flinching. 8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events. 9.You install security lights on both your house and garage and go and leave both unlocked. 10. You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Hortons. 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them. 12. There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot of the Canadian Tirestore at any given time. 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 15. Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas. 16. You knowall 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter andConstruction. 17. It takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you're in a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everybody in town. And Finally: You know you are a redneck/Maritimer when... 18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends .
  • Who makes the pickup trucks they drive.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      That's right. American rednecks make their own pickem up trucks, out of old tractor parts and galvanized bathtub steel. (with a 2x8 bumper, of course)
  • 8-10-2017 Canadian rednecks say "Eh?" and American rednecks say "Yo!"
  • Americans like me actually have rednecks from fishing or working in the heat and sun.

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