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  • If it wasnt for The last minute nothing would ever get done!!
  • "life's a bitch and she will fuck you if you let her"
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  • From my AnswerBag profile... Favorite quote (a mix of what George Carlin said and how I remember it.) "If you can get a person to believe there is an invisible, all powerful being, living in the sky, that dictates every aspect of their life, you can get them to believe anything."
  • "Fools names, like their faces always appear in public places." Hmmm. So what does that make us who post so much? :)
  • this requires a little explanation: "I walked into a movie theatre a little late with everyone already seated, and stood at the entrance for a little before looking for a seat, before I could find one, the usher says, )I'm sorry sir but you must be seated you are blocking the the fire exit) as if there would be a fire and I wouldn't move"...so the quote being "If you are flammable and have legs, you cannot be blocking a fire exit" --Mitch Hedberg
  • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"- Benjamin Franklin...Need I say more?
  • Timmy Turner's ''...Internet?''
  • "I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life ... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." -Henry David Thoreau
  • " Eagles may fly but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines" (unknown)
  • The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth. Also, one I like in a guilty way, and can't credit because I've no idea who said it. "If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
  • "There is only the moment. The Now. Only what you are experiencing at this second is real. This does not mean, live for the moment. It means you live the moment." Leo Buscaglia
  • "I think we can both agree...the past is over" -George W. Bush
  • "Whether you believe you can or believe you can't, you're right." -Henry Ford "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away." -Unknown "When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." -Helen Keller
  • How do you know you can't swim until you have drowned - Beautiful South
  • "Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" -Plato
  • "If you love not, you live not."
  • Si usted tiembla con indignación en cada injusticia, entonces es un camarada de mio. -Che Guevara (It means: "If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.")
  • I think therfore I am.
  • Life is a bowl of cherries.
  • "Love is like an illusion, before you go running to it, make sure it is really there".
  • I love quotes and write loads of silly ones myself but I like, "There are none so blind as those that will not see" "Always know more than you need, but never as much as you want" "True friendship is as rare as snowdrops in the Sahara Desert" The last two are my own. I have hundreds so will not bore you further
  • "it'd be mean to be crippled"-friend of mine, it makes no sense at all "suck my dick"-said by a girl in my class last yr. "how would you like it if i put a plastic bag over your head and sent 20,000 volts of electricity straight to your testicles?"-another friend of mine said to another friend, you have to know them to find it as assuming as i do. i do not mean to offend anybody with any of the quotes
  • "Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship" :Zeuxis
  • Impossible is not a declaration...it is a dare!
  • Work, curse of the drinking class. Oscar Wilde
  • Live and let others live
  • "I can't get no SATISFACTION! I can't get no girlie action. and I tried.............. Mick Jagger
  • "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -- Oscar Wilde
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  • "Si usted tiembla con indignación en cada injusticia, entonces es un camarada de mio." -Che Guevara It means "If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine."
  • Are you smoking?
  • What goes around comes around.
  • The trick to life is to do a common thing uncommonly well. - H.J. Heinz
  • There are plenty, but here's one from a Neil Young song: "The economy was getting so bad, I had to lay myself off."
  • "Treat the devil with kindness" was something my Mother liked to remind me, along with "Everyday a new adventure" and "Keep smiling to make them wonder what you're up to." Each meant to keep me focused, or from becoming as hateful as the bullies who tormented me every, single day. Another one Mother liked to say was "Don't let anything hold you back but fear," which was an out-of-context" quote from FDR's Inaugural Address in 1933 in reference to the economy or Great Depression: ". . . The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself . . ."
  • "Time and tide wait for no man."
  • A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience. -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • "Seek knowledge from the cradle to the grave" -I'm sure this came from someone worthy of mentioning, but my mom has it posted on her fridge, so she gets all modern credit :)
  • Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." Mark Twain
  • Excellence is not a skill. Its an attitude.
  • Sex is like software. Its better when its free.
  • "Time waits for no one so make the most of today." or "Carpe Diem" which means sieze the day.
  • "Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about CREATING yourself"
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  • “Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf-cker, stick up your middle finger, and scream F-CK YOU!” -Gerard Way
  • "If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it" --Brendan Francis
  • if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you. when life gives you lemons make lemonade,then that lemonade curdles and makes it worse.
  • "Whoever saves one life saves the world entire" ~ The Talmud
  • when life hands you lemons make lemonaid.
  • "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
  • I have done things and been places. Mae West
  • Another of my favorites is the mind bender below. The sentence below is false. The sentence above is true.
  • We Teach People - How To Treat Us ! --- I heard Dr.Phil say that,and how true is is !! --- Pattijo
  • "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son that whoever belives in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
  • Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat!!! George Carlin
  • 'I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.' --Voltaire
  • There are only two kinds of food: good and bad. Also, all of life's big problems include the words "indictment" or "inoperable." Everything else is small stuff. Alton Brown We do not inherit the earth from our parents, but borrow it from our children We make tools to extend our abilities to further our reach and fulfill our aspirations But we must never let them define us for if there is no difference between tool and maker then who will be left to build the world Not sure of the authors of the last two. The latter is the closing statement for an episode of The Outer Limits. My favorite quote is from Utopia in a discussion on thieves and punishment: Until you put these things to rights you are not allowed to boast of the justice meted out to thieves, for it's a justice more specious than real or socially desirable. You allow these people to be brought up in the worst possible way, and systematically corrupted from their earliest years. Finally, when they grow up and commit the crimes that they were obviously destined to commit, ever since they were children, you start punishing them. In other words, you create thieves, and then punish them for stealing! Utopia-Raphael at dinner with the cardinal and a lawyer
  • This is a Quote to me == We Teach People - How To Treat Us ! And I have tried to go by those word's 24/7 -- I heard Dr.Phil say those word's -- Pattijo
  • it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass.
  • "Be the change you want to see in the world." -Gandhi
  • to be old and wise first you must be young and stupid by ?
  • "together we shall know the truth, and the truth shall set us free"
  • the saddest thing in life is wasted talent -A Bronx Tale by Robert De Niro
  • "The sun will rise again tomorrow. You just gotta keep breathing, who knows what the tide will bring in." -Tom Hanks Castaway
  • Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right. Well, not exactly a quote... but I've always liked this saying.
  • "Wha?"
  • "I do not want to be imortalized through my work, I want to be imortalized through living forever"
  • "The old Lakota was wise. He knew that man's heart away from nature becomes hard; he knew that lack of respect for growing, living things soon led to lack of respect for humans, too." ``Chief Luther Standing Bear``
  • Power corrupts absolute power corrupts absolutely..Lord Acton (I think) anyway I disagree with it - which is why I like to so much.
  • A man who fishes in another mans well often catch crabs.
  • Even in paradise, living all alone would be hell.
  • Shut the Iron doors on the past and the future. Live in day tight compartments.
  • Let us not allow ourselves to be upset, by small things we should despise and forget, Remember "Life is to short to be little"
  • Remember if you are heading in the wrong direction, God allows U Turns.
  • Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.
  • To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
  • There is often less danger in the things we FEAR than the things we DESIRE.
  • My own ...... " AT THE END WE DONT GET TO HAVE WHAT WE MISSED IN THE PAST " " EVERYONE CAN SEE THE PAINTING ON THE WALL, BUT ONLY A FEW WILL SEE THE ART " G DEAN 1996
  • "You can run, but you will only die tired." ^ I'm not really sure where that's from, but I think it's the unofficial motto for a special forces group somewhere :D
  • Do unto others as you would have done to yourself.
  • "Here I stand, and can do no other. God help me Amen." -- Martin Luther
  • Mine is by Martin Luther," Here i stand. I can not do otherwise . God help me. Amen."
  • I Have a DREAM. (King)
  • My own "At the end we dont get to have what we missed in the past" G Dean 1996
  • My favourite quote is from Mahatma Gandhi: 'An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.' He also said: 'What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.'
  • i've seen the string of time, it's floating in the midlle of space. It has a little sign over it that says 'don't break' john..2006
  • "The darkest moments of our lives are not to be buried and forgotten, rather a memory to be called upon to remind us of the unrelenting human spirit and our capacity to overcome the intolerable." -Lance Armstrong
  • I have quite a few to pick from. (I have an e-mail service that sends me dozens of them every day for free.) A few of my personal favourites are... -"The thought of suicide is a great consolation; be means of it, one gets through many a bad night." Friedrich Nietzsche. -"Sleep is lovely, death better still, not to have been born is of course a miracle." Heinrich Heine. -"Wise men talk because they have something to say, stupid men talk because they have to say something." Plato. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
  • Women give you the very salt of the earth, but they ask for it back in small change. I don't know who said it originally, but my boyfriend quoted it to me the other day.
  • When Arthur and Ford are picked up by the Heart of Gold in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, they are in a room where very improbable events are occurring, since the Inifinite Improbabillity Drive powers the ship. Arthur's legs have drifted apart from him and Ford has turned into a penguin. Having no idea what is going on at all, they are terrified, angry, and can only communicate with an unseen voice that rings out over the intercom system, informing them they are perfectly safe. "But that's not the point!" raged Ford. "The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my coleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!" A seemingly unperturbed Arthur lets him know, as if it's the most normal thing in the world; "It's all right, I've got them back now." Had me in stitches. EDIT A couple form an email I received, so quotes but not from any attributable source. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's students.
  • "If you can get a person to believe there is an invisible, all powerful being, living in the sky, that dictates every aspect of their life, you can get them to believe anything." It's a cross between what George Carlin said, and how I remember it.
  • I don't know who said it but here it is "if you're not a communist in your twenties you don't have a heart but if you're still one in your thirties you don't have a brain"
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  • It changes all the time, but my latest; "Change the way you look at things, and things you look at change." by Dr. Wayne Dyre
  • "The fool who knows he is a fool is for that very reason wise. The fool who thinks himself wise is the greatest fool of all." - Shakyamuni
  • "Molon Labe!" - Spartan General-King Leonidas
  • you make a living by what you get, you make a life by what you give. i dont know who its by, but i like it alot.
  • as you walk on the sands of time,take good care what your footprints reveal,so the imprints you leave is that of a soul and not that of a heel.
  • Long you live, and high you fly! Smiles you give, and tears you cry! All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be.

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