ANSWERS: 50
  • i'll be the 80 year old grandma in the leather pants trying to pick up 18 year olds .. lol
  • I will be hunting with my Son and his kids, having a vegetable garden, living in a beach house with my wife, listening to old time favourites and annoying my neighbours’ just for the fun of it, by starting up my Harley Davison early every morning LOL
  • probably a crotchety old biddy who moans that theres nothing on telly to watch haha.
  • When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, and bring so much happiness, just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, returning each deed, oh, they'll be so excited. I'll write on the walls with red, whites and blues, and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh how they'll shout. When their on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, and when that is done, I'll hide under the bed. When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans, my salad, or meat. I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, and when they get angry, I'll run...if I'm able. I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click. I'll cross both my eyes, and see if they stick. I'll take off my socks, and throw one away, and play in the mud till the end of the day. And later in bed, I'll lay back and sing. I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, and say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping"..Author Unknown That is what I'll be like.
  • I'll be the quintessential old lady. Prim and proper, until I open my month to speak. The reaction will be shock then second take then laugh you butt off funny. I like the dichotomy of that picture.
  • I'll be like an old Beavis or Buthead, or Grandpa Simpson and Jasper sitting on a park bench laughing at the world.
  • i'll be kicking back in my rocking chair sippin on gin and juice smoking a phatty! heh, no really i will be kicking back in a rocking chair, probably sipping on just orange juice and listening to music.
  • Well, I'm 66 so I don't feel elderly, but geez . . . I'm pushin' it! So far, my teenage grandchildren think I'm pretty cool! If I could just lose 30 lbs., I'd feel like I still had it goin' on. I'm believin' 70 is the new 50, not that I EVER wanted to be 50!
  • I'll be at my porch rocking on the rocking chair, watching the kids get of the bus and waving hi, and maybe I might even see my grandkids among them.
  • Thats funny :) I think I will be ranting about something at all times .
  • Hopefully happily married to my s/o....still having to remind each other of things, as we're both absent-minded already. And we'll probably still have lots of cats around (have 5 now) and we'll sit out on the front porch when it's nice weather and talk about the obnoxious neighbors up the street...
  • I will most likely be a cantankerous old fart!
  • Except for my grown kids in my life, I will probably just sit online most of the time. :)
  • I am old..70 years old..I would leave the answer to your question to those who know me..family and friends. From my perspective I am very content with my life, appreciate what I have and believe I have always been lucky and blessed. Anything else about my personality, character or how people perceive me would have to come from them! :) ((hugs)) Happy Monday, stillme! :)
  • I am going to pinch young men's butt's.
  • Guarding your tulips against what? Do teenagers eat them where you come from? Do deer and bunnies take the bus? I don't get it.
  • I'll be Burgess Meridith's character from grumpy old men. Smoking straight cigarettes, eating bacon for breakfast lunch and a snack, then drinking my dinner. Outliving all my friends with "healthy" lifestyles.
  • I think I will be a kick a** old lady! Sharing great stories with my nices/nephews (I don't think I want kids). Giving them advice, they can come over and do as they please! I might be annoying to the rest of the adults as I will always have an opinion!
  • Gruff but lovable old guy telling kids to get off of my lawn, and quit smoking dope in my back yard. Kind of how I am now.
  • I'd like to think I would be like the two old men in the movie 'Secondhand Lions' Hunting fish with dynamite, importing elderly lions, and telling tales of my fortune in gold I have hidden. http://shop.newline.com/cat/DVD-Secondhand-Lions.html?referral_id=MOVSHL
  • i'll be the hip old lady. I know it will. I'll know random slang the kids are using but get it wrong like my mom who say she loves that band Blink 189.
  • I will be that old lady you see on the bus...mumbling to herself with the garish dyed red hair, lots of makeup, a few shopping bags and dressed in a fabulous kimono.
  • I'm going to be the coolest old man ever. I'll be listening to crazy loud music, staying up until all hours of the night and waking up around noon. Young people will have to come to my door to ask me to "turn the music down". I'll throw some cool parties, as well. I'll be sure to teach the younger generation all the cool stuff that will have been long forgotten, too.
  • I have a feeling I will be a mix between Peg Bundy (Married with children) & Blanche Devereaux (The Golden Girls)... I'm already showing the signs... Big hair, stilettos, bon bons... I CAN'T WAIT!!!
  • Three words: Crazy cat lady.
  • I'll be the one who everyone comes to for help. My kids & nieces & nephews do already. I'll just be older & wiser then. I just hope they don't think that I'll be baking cookies & sh*t for them when they come over. I can't cook.
  • Im gonna try my best to be the kind of old bastard that is cool cause he's lived a good life, not trying to be young. I was in a pit once at a concert and someones mom was in there and everyone was like "wtf?"
  • Laid back and enjoying my grandchildren...
  • crazy old lady, talking to strangers like my mum. She seems to enjoy it!
  • Snappy and cantankerous. I will wear hats and have too damn many cats. And I still won't be able to get my son's friends to go home. Edited for spelling.
  • I'll probably be the kind that wears my long [white] hair in a bun and likes to paint and take photos as a hobby. Maybe with a few pets (not too many though, because they can be tough to take care of if your knees don't work well.)
  • I will never be an elderly person. If I'm not dead before I turn twenty-eight, I will kill myself.
  • What do you mean "will be?"
  • I will be honest with you. I will be on my front porch, smoking a joint, and drinking a beer.
  • Think I'm gonna be the cool guy, who still helps people on AB, and the grandpa that drives a cool mobility scooter, giving the younger grandkids rides. ;-)
  • I'll be like Mick Jagger.
  • I'll be sitting at home, on the computer, with cats running around everywhere. lol
  • I will still believe that I can run as fast as the time when I was 16. Play sports just as well. And then I will wake up and my coffee will be cold. But hopefully I am spending that time with another person all will be well.
  • im a computer gal,so i guess id be insulted and mad if someone were to even suggest i get rid of or threaten to take my computer away.this is my hobby and no one will ever even dare to do such a thing.oh btw,im 67 yrs young!lol.
  • I think ill be one of them women with about hundred cats ,mostly the ones that people dump on you cause they keep peeing in the house .
  • My mum's going to be rolling a joint, sitting on a park bench with her zimmer frame beside her, with a sign saying "peace maaaan" lol! & I'll probably be one of those moany old cows who has a go at everyone for breathing. :)
  • A happy smiling socialable; positive man who,greets everyone with a smile!
  • I hope I'll be the kind that can still do the annual 5k or 10k run. I'm 32 now and still run 5k and 10k runs, since I was 15.
  • You know when you are getting older when the light at the end of the tunnel goes out, the Easter eggs you hid and cannot find, when you don't have to go to the library ever again because you can read the same book over and over without knowing what happens at the end.When you read the death column in the paper and chuckle when you see you have outlived such and such and (for men) you get around with your shirt tucked into your underpants.
  • I might get old, but I'll never become elderly! I will soooo be the old hag with wrinkley clevage, a cigarette and a weekly hair appointment ;)
  • I want to be strong enough to run them down with that cane!
  • I will be out in the wilderness teaching the kids how to hike and fish and swim. Basic survival skills!
  • Helping others in advising them in solving their problems by my long experience.
  • Like this:
  • I'm gonna be the happiest old guy in existence, but be misunderstood cuz when I give little kids candy, their moms will beat the crap out of me because they'll think I put cyanide in the snickers bars.. And my wife will be happy too, cuz we'll be as rich as a muh fugg

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