• Michael Caine:" You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
  • Everybody loves Raymond....He goes out to buy her some pills for PMS and she says"Theres nothing here (on the label) for bitchy" and he says " I think you need a RX for bitchy".
  • From the Jerky Boys Caller - Yeah, let me speak to Bret Weir. Answer - May I ask who's calling? Caller - Is he in? Answer - May I ask who's calling? Caller - Look jerky I don't need to talk to you! Answer - You don't need to talk to me? Caller - Get Bret Weir I said!
  • "Cake or death?' 'Um, cake please.' 'Very Well!'" Eddie Izzard
  • Jerky Boys - Let me speak to Brett weir (irate) May I ask who's calling? Is he in? May I ask who's calling? Look jerky I don't need to talk to you!
  • "One time at Band Camp...." Yes - THAT time : )
  • It is a line from a Monty Python skit about returning a dead parrot to a pet shop which was bought 1/2 before.The pet shop clerk Michael Palin is arguing with the customer John Cleese about if the parrot is dead or not.John at last says "This parrot is demised,is no more ,has ceased to be,has past on and gone to meet it's maker,this is a late parrot,it is a stiff,bereft of life,it rests in peace,it would be pushing up daisies if you hadn't nailed it to it's perch,it has rung down the choir invisible,this is an ex-parrot" At last Michael Palin agrees it is dead but is out of parrots,and offers a common slug as a pet.John Cleese asks "Does it talk?.
  • any of them can make you laugh depending on what they said
  • The entire SPAM skit by Monty Python.
  • i dont watch nnovies nnuch
  • So many from This Is Spinal Tap!, but one is: David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported
  • Spaceballs: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by... Same movie: "We ain't found... Airplane: crash positions from :50-:60

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