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  • 4-16-2017 I don't know what radio you have been listening too, but around here they are all owned by big investors and they would not allow anything that offensive. You can't tell the outlaw stations from the gospel stations. The only noticeable difference is that some stations speak Spanish, because it is the Mexican border. But even the Mexican stuff sounds like elevator music.
  • Last time it played a song with `woa woa` in the lyrics.
    • Dean Freakman
      What song?
  • What's a radio, Grandpa ?
  • That was my train .. not my radio ..
    • Lilo Avli
      ...Entering a long, dark, Thai tunnel.
    • Ice man
      Hey, get out from behind me, you bugger. Or I'll send that lady with the big feet your way !
    • Lilo Avli
      Which one ? There are so many.
    • Ice man
      Which one do you think you'd enjoy getting beaten by ?
    • Lilo Avli
      All of them, of course. I'm no Canadian sissy.
    • Ice man
      Even if you were you'd still be better looking than an English sissy.
    • Lilo Avli
      Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Along with several stingers.
    • Ice man
      The ones that nest under ground are the nastiest of them all.
    • Lilo Avli
      Must have originated from Russia, then. Or a breed of American survivalist bee, armed to the teeth and stupidly believing the World is on the brink of annihilation. As if.
    • Ice man
      I guess they haven't figured out that the world is flat yet.
    • Lilo Avli
      Can't we just pump it up ?
    • Ice man
      Imagine the commotion that would start.
    • Lilo Avli
      Oh yes, I certainly can. When shall we do it ?
    • Ice man
      I have a dentist appointment in an hour and a half from now, so anytime this afternoon.
    • Lilo Avli
      You still have teeth at your age ? That is something you should be applauded for.
    • Ice man
      Not only do I still have 95% of my own teeth, I'm about to become royalty ...in a few weeks I'll be getting a "crown".
    • Lilo Avli
      Whose teeth are the other 10% ? Shall I call you Princess, Queen or Never ?
    • Ice man
      Never, the CIA and the FBI will be tapping my phone.

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