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  • A menstrual cycle, of course my last wife had to kick start hers once in a while ...
    • Lilo Avli
      Violence is never the best answer !
    • Ice man
      That's exactly what the judge said to my ex, just before she threw her shoe at him.
    • Lilo Avli
      Manolo Blahniks ?
    • Ice man
      No, Jimmy Choo...
    • Lilo Avli
      LOL ! What's better than a couple of manly dudes, on a Saturday, drinkin' Shirley Temples and talkin' about ladies shoes ??!! What do you mean "anything ." ?
    • Ice man
      What's funnier is when you see a group of scruffy bikers sitting at the bar discussing their favorite characters on "Corrie St."...
    • Lilo Avli
      LOL ! I grew up a Reg Holdsworth fan. You'll be scratchin' your goatee, not havin' a clue, but he was comedy gold !!
    • Ice man
      Not so fast my friend, here's something I'm sure you'll enjoy .....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRe2lmBZYoQ
    • Lilo Avli
      OMG !! You surprise me, Mr Ice ! That video is "blocked in my country" apparently, whatever that means. Did you watch it every week ? Or dip your toes in now and then ? Who was your favourite character ?
    • Ice man
      They use to air the weeks programing on Sundays for those of us who couldn't always get home in time to see it daily. If I was away my ex would record it on the VCR. I liked a lot of the old characters, but if I have to narrow it down ...... Les & Janice Battersby .
    • Lilo Avli
      Yes, another great choice ! I hope you intelligent Canadians don't think we are all that posh over here !!? My wife still watches it religiously (no offense everyone), but I have lost interest nowadays. Not the same humour as before unfortunately, but I guess that is like a lot of modern things. There are some "classic" old episodes being shown in the afternoons, from around the late 1980's. A happy, warming trip down memory lane for me, in these troubled, incarcerated-in-penalty-box days !
    • Ice man
      Like you, I lost interest a few years back. I watched a couple of episodes lately to see how many characters I'd recognize or if I could pick up on the story. The ones that were cute little kids are now grown up drug addicts or thieves. A few of the old stars remain, and Norris is still the type you'd like to slap. But otherwise ... it isn't funny like it used to be. Do you remember Becky ? She was married to Steve MacDonald. She's been off the show for a long time but I saw her in another program lately. She's still as "hot" as ever.
    • Lilo Avli
      Each to his own, but Norris's cheeks are not the type I'D like to slap ! Sometimes you do worry me ! Back in the good old days, before drugs and thieving, when men were men and sheep were nervous ! What do we sound like ?! A couple of old, withered geezers, down on our luck and drinking from brown paper bags, whilst sat in the gutter, shouting at cars and trucks whistling by. Oh, you've squeezed "Becky" in at the end ! Lucky you, or lucky her ?! I remember her, yes, after I googled her, and the first thought I had was, wait for it, Kellyanne Conway !! A Mancunian Kellyanne !! Guess what I'm thinking about, whilst getting off to sleep tonight ?! Whilst the Doughboy is away, the real men will play !!
    • Ice man
      Yes. lol
    • Lilo Avli
      Goodnight, my friend. Thanks for your wonderful company, again. Keep those shoelaces tight and those ankle bracelets loose.
    • Ice man
      Thanks for the good advice, and sleep well. I have to go make some supper before I wither away to skinniness.
    • Lilo Avli
      You're probably be good for at least another decade or two, if you live only on water and lettuce !!
    • Ice man
      I ain't no rabbit. I'm too fond of crumpets and beer.

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