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  • Currently, Mugabe, president of Zimbabwe, would have to be up there.
  • Bud Dwyer, (r-Harrisburg pa) shot himself on steps of state capitol on national tv because he was caught with hand in cookie jar. around mid 1980's
  • Bill Clinton.
  • Huey Long is pretty famous for that.
  • Bill Clinton. Watergate was nothing compared to Bill.
  • Bill and Hillary Clinton share that dubious distinction. There Clinton Foundation is supposed to be charitable, but practically all of the money collected goes into their personal bank accounts.
  • Josiah Bartlet.
    • Ice man
      Isn't that Dean's sister ?
    • we are dough 68
      No, you are thinking of Chevy Chase.
    • Ice man
      Odd name for a guy who drives Fords.
  • Trump by a landslide.
  • It's a toss up between Putin and Trump.
    • we are dough 68
      I'd like to watch that video. Whilst eating marmite flavoured crisps.
    • Ice man
      I'd think the Moscow "Pee Pee " video would be funnier.
    • we are dough 68
      You can think ?
    • Ice man
      Yes, I am Canadian !
    • we are dough 68
      Do you know Scott and Sheldon, the Cash Cowboys ?
    • Ice man
      No not personally. I think they're a little light on their loafers/cowboy boots.
    • we are dough 68
      I imagine you looking like them. Rugged, handsome, sexy, mysterious and smart.
    • Ice man
      No, I'm better looking than them.
    • we are dough 68
      Wow. Now I am very excited. There is plenty of room for you on my island.
    • Ice man
      That's not what the turtles say.
    • we are dough 68
      If the turtles are talking to you, it's probably for the best you stop eating those crumpets.
    • Ice man
      That would leave more room for beer. Good thinking !
    • we are dough 68
      D'oh ! What are we going to do with you ? Got any duct tape left ?
    • Ice man
      No, I used up the last of it to shut up those mouthy turtles of yours.
    • we are dough 68
      How will they eat ?
    • Ice man
      I should think they'll soften up after a few hours in the boiling soup pot..
    • we are dough 68
      And I wonder why I have no friends.
    • Ice man
      What are you talking about ? The turtles told me about your collection of half deflated beach balls that you've been partying with.
    • we are dough 68
      They are not my beach balls. I've been sitting naked on some cold rocks, with a stiff northern breeze. And that hyperdeemic nerdle didn't help either. Damn smackheads get everywhere.
    • Ice man
      Best you not fall asleep then.

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