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  • My loving and caring side, though I can never measure as good as her in a million years
  • To embrace my inner child every day no matter what other people think. It is the only way to be free! ;)
  • to be softly spoken,,allways polite,fair minded,,and not force her views or let others force their views on me,,,freedom of choice really,,,ohh and not to up set her to much,,,,,
  • To treat others with kindness and not to judge people until you've walked a mile in their shoes!
  • When you are cooking something and you can smell it in the living room it is done. And I've been in 3 different houses in my adult life and it has been true each house I've been in. +5
  • Not to become an alcoholic.
  • How to be kind.
  • Life's hard
  • Is what you are about to say to another individual relevant? Will it hurt that person needlessly? What will you gain by it? If it doesn't need to be said - then don't...
  • Always lock the doors! (Car, house, etc)
  • How to make the best Sunday dinner ever :o) +5
  • To be perseverent and to never accept any kind of abuse from a man
  • that God does not close a door without opening a window.
  • To be a loving mother to my daughter and never leave her like mine did when I was a very young child.
  • All men are jerks.... some are bigger than others, but they're all jerks at times. No offense to any men out there, but that's always been her motto.
  • To always show respect and consideration. To always remember I am as valuable as the next person, BUT never reach a place where I think I better than others. And most of all, to remember that there is ONE higher than any of us, and that is GOD!
  • to be on your own, in my family i was forced to ride city buses at 7 ...builds courage and curiosity..
  • That you have to rule a man with stealth if you expect him to stick around. Oh, and it also helps if you can still break a sleigh bed after 30 years of marriage. Of course, we kids weren't supposed to connect the dots on that one...
  • Raising children HER way is NOT the way!
  • be strong!!! she's a very strong lady.
  • Do not lose hope!! every dark cloud has a silver lining....and always believe in the almighty.
  • Manners. I do not always use them, but I sure never forget them. They are a good thing :)
  • 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. You better pray that will come out of the carpet. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week! 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. Because I said so, that’s why. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. Shut your mouth and eat your supper. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck! 10 to 15 were private and to do with personal hygiene and masturbation... 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. Just wait until we get home. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. You are going to get it when you get home! 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. 19. My mother taught me ESP. Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold? 20. My mother taught me HUMOR (so that I could write this blog… ummm yea). When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. You’re just like your father. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn? 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. When you get to be my age, you’ll understand. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!! 26. My mother taught me about STAMINA. You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone. 27. My mother taught me about WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. 28. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate! 29. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. 30. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. Stop acting like your father! 31. My mother taught me about ENVY. There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.
  • Always be clean..
  • Love for your children is paramount ...
  • How to raise my son. I used her as an example of what not to do..those things she did to me which made me feel bad about myself I didn't do to my kid. There are benefits to having such examples. :)
  • Not to scream like a psycho like she does over nothing.
  • That my underwear is just as important as my outerwear...doesn't matter that most of the time nobody but you sees them.
  • i forgot
  • Love is unconditional unless that's what you can give someone you shouldn't cheat them or yourself by only giving so much, they deserve it a hundred percent and you deserve to be able to give one hundred percent with out worrying about the return.
  • how to dance. how to mend my own shirts and buttons. how to cook. to go ask my dad. that she is proud of me.

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